Amstel Light – the import equivalent of Michelob Ultra. For rich people. Men’s Health magazine recently advocated drinking Amstel Light if you’re trying to cut the calories while training.

So shell out $9 for a sixer and join me on a 10-mile fun-run with bizarro Lance Armstrong and a few of his closest buddies, and we can knock back 5 Amstels and not feel the slightest bit buzzed. Because we care about our health while we’re slamming beers, damn it.