Thank goodness for big butts.  About this, I cannot lie.  I am so grateful for big booties because their either big enough to inspire the most ridiculous 90s pop/rap songs, or their too big and then become comical.  Thank you for people who have lots of junk in their respective trunks. Also, finding an appropriate image for this post proved disturbing and difficult and thus we employed the service of the immortal Sir-Mix-A-Lot!