12:50:26 AM

Drew: A couple hours later, and WE’RE BACK! I had so many snide things to say! Jodie Foster gave a crazy speech! Taylor Swift, Tommy Lee Jones, and Mel Gibson all had amazing reaction faces! Lena Dunham won awards and Fey/Poehler made jokes about it “Yeah, we’re really glad we could help you through middle school.” The amazing fans of PorchDrinking.com crashed the site with their love!

9:11:06 PM

Drew: Jennifer Lawrence callin’ out Meryl Streep might be the ballsiest acceptance speech yet.

9:09:29 PM

Nik:  I am just not a Jennifer Lawrence.  Meh.

9:07:56 PM

Jessica: Tommy Lee Jones is unmoved.

9:07:47 PM

CVM: I’m CRYING I’m laughing so hard. Had to put my computer aside so I wouldn’t break it.

9:05:28 PM

Nik: Hahahaha this is so fantastic.  Two of the funniest people to ever grace SNL doing what they do best!

9:05:17 PM

Tristan: Will Ferrell smiling makes me pee a little.

9:02:57 PM

CVM: I love everything that’s going on in or around this awards show.

9:02:45 PM

Nik: Still sad Tommy Lee Jones didn’t win Best Supporting, he was so phenomenal in Lincoln.

9:02:40 PM

Jessica: Is that an Anchorman moustache that I see?

9:01:46 PM

Tristan: detroller’s comment: Is Kevin Costner dying?

9:01:16 PM

Drew: I think Kevin Costner and Bill Clinton were smoking the same stuff backstage.

9:00:32 PM

CVM:  Danielle on seeing Bill: “Can I please see Mel Gibson’s reaction?”

8:59:12 PM

Jessica: Yeah Lena Dunham–be impressed. President Clinton is awesome.

8:59:02 PM

Nik: Well Drew, we have our answer:  BILL FREAKING CLINTON.

8:58:59 PM

Drew: Clinton goes wherever there’s an open bar and Hillary isn’t.

8:58:59 PM

Tristan: Holy Shit! It’s Bill Clinton!  I thought election season was over…

8:58:34 PM

CVM: What is he even talking about? My friend Erin: “I think we’re watching a stroke happen.”

8:58:11 PM

Drew: You just KNOW Kevin Costner rehearsed this (awful) monologue.

8:57:38 PM

CVM: So can we actually make ‘Dog Prison’ happen?  I would see it at least 4 times in theaters.

8:57:32 PM

Jessica: I can only hope that this is the beginning of a Kevin Costner comeback.

8:57:10 PM

Tristan: Love the audience gimmick!

8:56:19 PM

Drew: Okay everyone. Give us your best guesses. What have Tina and Amy been doing for the last 45 minutes? Taking shots backstage? Sneaking out to grab a taco from the taco trunk around the corner?

8:53:20 PM

Nik: I think we can all agree, this globes needs more Tina/Amy action.

8:53:17 PM

Drew: 1 – CVM I totally agree. That T-Swift sneer was classic. 2 – anyone else SUPER sick of that awful Sofia Vergara Pepsi commercial? I’d never seen it before tonight but I’ve watched it about 45 times now.

8:53:02 PM

CVM: So time for more Tina and Amy, yeah?

8:51:39 PM

CVM:  Taylor Swift’s face was all, “uh huh. yeah. shutupihateyou.”

8:50:26 PM

Tristan: Ok LOVE the Civil Wars but Adele KILLED it with Skyfall… how can a woman sing so beautifully but sound so awful when talking?

8:50:26 PM

Jessica: Oh Tristan, I know that Skyfall win makes you happy. Taylor Swift is so pissed that she doesn’t get to pull out her surprised face at another awards show.

8:50:23 PM

Nik:  Wish Adele was wearing the same dress (seriously, is it a dress?) J. Lo is… 🙁

8:50:17 PM

CVM: when the skyFALLLLLLLLLLLL. then the skyFALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS. then the skyFALLLLLLLLLLLLLS

8:50:15 PM

Drew: I love how Adele’s accent makes her say “Fank You”

8:49:26 PM

Drew: Pretty sure the Nielsen numbers dip during the acceptance speeches from composers.

8:48:26 PM

Tristan: We’re not just dropping the topic of her full body patch are we?

8:48:06 PM

Jessica: Ang Lee waves like a small excited child.

8:47:35 PM

Drew: As someone who works in a TV control room, I can only imagine the scene inside the Golden Globes command center. My current hypothesis is that the teleprompter operator helped himself to the open bar.

8:46:59 PM

CVM: J.Lo really loves a good strategically placed pattern and/or flower in her dress selections

8:46:52 PM

Jessica: What just happened? Who is that guy that brought out the award?

8:46:25 PM

Nik:  Good for Life of Pi, it’s a really neat movie.

8:46:22 PM

Tristan: Jennifer Lopez dress comments and GO!

8:44:57 PM

Nik:  Is that a dress?  That’s not a dress…is that a dress?!

8:44:02 PM

Nik: Tristan, exactly!  And the first 10 minutes of the first episode was the greatest thing in television/politics all year.  At least they got a little recognition at the globes (but not the emmys).

8:43:51 PM

CVM: I’m sorry- THAT’S who Ben Affleck was playing???

8:43:46 PM

Jessica: Alright, where is Tina? I need some [intentionally] funny bits.

8:43:09 PM

Tristan: Nerdy embarrassing Scifi shows I wish that still existed: V, Flash Forward, Heroes, Terra Nova

8:41:10 PM

Nik:  Too many commercials, must switch to 60 minutes.  PS- WHY DON’T WE LIVE BLOG 60 MINUTES?!?!

8:40:10 PM

Tristan: Nik, I’m a total geek for the Newsroom, Jeff Daniels deserves a Golden Globe for no longer making me only think of him in Dumb and Dumber

8:38:25 PM

CVM: Conversation in my living room: Danielle: “That’s the lady from V.” Me: “Um correct yourself. She is from Firefly.”

8:38:01 PM

Nik: No Game of Thrones love either?  Swear I’m not plugging HBO, but that at least deserved a nomination!

8:36:33 PM

Jessica: I love Salma Hayek’s attempt, “Something about the best …” Ahaha–the control has already had too much booze.

8:35:48 PM

CVM: Best Exotic Marigold Hotel makes me terrified to be an old lady.  I could be a shrew, a randy old lady, super sad or racist.  Those are my options.

8:34:49 PM

Jessica: I’m sorry but Damien Lewis’s British accent always strikes me as fake. Maybe it’s just because he seems to play a lot of Americans, but still.

8:34:48 PM

Drew: Damian Lewis truly is a sleeper agent. All this time, Homeland’s viewers had NO IDEA that Brody was BRITISH.

8:33:39 PM

Nik: Does anyone else like The Newsroom?  I loved it, but it doesn’t seem to be getting much critic love.

8:32:58 PM

CVM: Damien Lewis ftw

8:32:24 PM

Nik:  I’m looking for an exotic marigold hotel.  Pray tell, which is the best?  Travelosity isn’t helping 🙁

8:31:40 PM

Tristan: When did Lucille Austero become the president of the HFPA?

8:31:16 PM

Jessica: The president of HFPA seems a little bit like a martian. How old was she?

8:30:25 PM

Drew: HFPA president = Sharon Osbourne + Liza Minnelli.

8:29:51 PM

CVM: My friend Danielle of the HFPA president: “Are we sure that’s not Liza Minelli?”

8:28:24 PM

Drew: Feels sort of anti-climactic to pick a best picture since they break up the drama and musical/comedy films.

8:24:53 PM

Nik:  I barely liked Les Mis walking out of the theater, but the more I think about it, the more amazing it was.  Can’t stop singing the songs, liberating my shampoo and soap from the monarchy of the shower!

8:24:28 PM

CVM: CZJ, why did you feel it was necessary to sing?

8:24:12 PM

Tristan: CZJ is channeling Bob Costas levels of smug

8:24:07 PM

Drew: What is that music they play when speeches start to go long? Is there a CD compilation somewhere of “Stop F***ing Talking” music?

8:23:56 PM

Jessica: Oh Catherine, that singing. Yikes.

8:23:35 PM

Nik: The music interruption never gets less awkward.  Keep it coming!

8:23:01 PM

Drew: Is it just me or does it feel like “Game Change” was ages ago?

8:23:01 PM

CVM: Seriously dying. Amy is just the best thing evvvvvvver.

8:22:01 PM

Jessica: Amy Poehler is actually the greatest person ever.

8:21:42 PM

What just happened?!

8:21:42 PM

Tristan: Jimmy Trotier in the comment section says: Sam Fox looks incredibly similar to Michael J. Fox. Not that I’m surprised, but still.

8:20:48 PM

Drew: Nothing scares me more than a creative-type getting on stage and starting with “I’m glad we’re encouraged to talk about politics more.”

8:19:24 PM

Nik: Tina Fey is livid she isn’t up on that stage as the actress of Sarah Palin right now.

8:19:13 PM

CVM: I only support Game Change because Jonathan from Buffy wrote it…

8:19:05 PM

Tristan: Fox’s kid looks dead on!  I would kill for a new Back to the Future

8:18:59 PM

Drew: First Poehler, now Longoria. Apparently it’s now IN for ladies to just not wear the part of shirts that would cover cleavage.

8:16:18 PM

Tristan: Just a reminder! For those who are joining us feel free to leave your thoughts in the comments section and we’ll feature them on the live blog!

8:15:12 PM

Drew: Just a matter of proceedings, but isn’t it weird that the first two awards were for supporting actor in film and then supporting actress in TV?

8:14:34 PM

CVM: Commercial = wine refill.

8:12:59 PM

CVM: YAY MAGS!  Equally thankful it wasn’t Hayden Paniteraiwjag

8:12:59 PM

Jessica: I would kill to see a snarky Maggie Smith acceptance speech.

8:12:21 PM

Tristan: Save the cheerleader save the world

8:12:04 PM

CVM: Oh my- next wide shot they do, see if you can catch Mel Gibson.  Mouth WIDE OPEN. Catching flies

8:10:52 PM

Tristan: Waltz is phenomenal… but why do those tropheys look like something out of little league?

8:10:24 PM

Drew: He was darn good.

8:10:10 PM

Jessica: No surprises there–congrats to Waltz

8:09:38 PM

Tristan: I thought Tommy Lee Jones was being nominated for MIB III?!?

8:09:07 PM

Jessica: Is this boob cut out a new fashion trend that I am unaware of?

8:09:06 PM

CVM: Best Supporting actor….

8:06:27 PM

Tristan: Meryl Streept steals it in the flu!

8:06:20 PM

Jessica: And the Jonah Hill weight roller caoster continues …

8:05:41 PM

CVM: Drew- the joke was about how Kathryn Bigelow knows all about torture because she spend 3 years married to James Cameron.

8:04:52 PM

Drew: Take note, Mr. Gervais, this is how you be funny and edgy without coming across as an asshole.

8:04:30 PM

Tristan: Yessss already an SNL reference

8:04:01 PM

Tristan: Already killing it with HFPA jokes

8:03:57 PM

Drew: Wait I walked out of the room… What was that joke that made everyone gasp? Something about James Cameron?

8:03:39 PM

CVM: THIS IS ALREADY THE BEST SHOW EVER.

8:02:21 PM

CVM: “Only at the Golden Globes do the beautiful people of film rub elbows with the rat faced people of television.”

8:01:43 PM

Tristan: Love that Bill Murray “photo bombs” life

8:01:21 PM

Jessica: I can only look at Amy’s cleavage.

8:00:59 PM

CVM: BILL MURRAY

8:00:59 PM

Drew: I love the control room audio feed of someone counting into the show. “20 seconds to main show!” translates to “Shut the f*** up, Matt Lauer!”

8:00:51 PM

Tristan: And HERE WE GO!

8:00:35 PM

CVM: Here we goooooooo

8:00:18 PM

Tristan: Drew, I’m glad you covered the Roker joke that would have been a huge miss.

7:59:54 PM

Drew: My craziest plausible scenario would be a Quentin Tarantino acceptance speech in which he tries to dispell the Django N-Word  controversy.

7:57:39 PM

What are your guesses for the weirdest, yet still could within reason happen, scenarios for tonight’s show?

7:56:47 PM

Drew: Lauer says dinner will be served shortly. Look forward to shots of the crowd and James Gandolfini asking the rest of his table “Hey, you gonna finish that?”

7:55:06 PM

CVM: I don’t know how many times my fellow Globes watchers and I have asked, “Why is so and so there?”

7:54:15 PM

CVM: Did she really need to say Sofia Vergara’s full name every time?

7:53:42 PM

Drew: It’s just too easy to make a joke about Sofia Vergara’s “Golden Globes.” Too easy.

7:49:43 PM

Drew: True, CVM. Awkward when they’re interviewing a middling cable star and you hear the crowd explode with cheers when an A-lister enters the background.

7:46:08 PM

CVM: Best part of the red carpet really is what’s going on behind the interviews.  Also, Helen Mirren has girded her loins.

7:43:11 PM

Drew: I know Roker, Lauer, etc. are the ones asking the celebrities questions, but how has NO ONE asked Al Roker yet whether he’s wearing a diaper to prevent accidental sharting?

7:39:54 PM

CVM: Ok good. I’m watching red carpet too, mostly because I find the uncomfortable ‘interviews’ with the stupid questions super hilarious.  Like when Jon Hamm was asked ‘What can we expect for Jon Draper in the next season?’

7:38:08 PM

Drew: Most awkward segue of the night so far goes to Al Roker talking to Adele about her album and then saying “Speaking of releases… you just had a baby!”

7:34:42 PM

Drew: I hate myself for commenting on what people are wearing, but Amy Poehler showed up wearing a tuxedo jacket with no shirt underneath. So much cleavage! Leslie Knope would never be okay with so much boobage.

7:22:35 PM

Drew: Jennifer Lawrence says she feels under the weather with the flu… She must have a fever because that girl is HOT!