Roundtable Discussion: If I Were President…
With this week’s Presidential Inauguration we thought we’d task our writers to share what their first (non-political) act would be if they were elected president of the United States. Of course this meant living out a number of ridiculous childhood dreams as well as the conversation spinning out of control into a West Wing love fest. Let us know what your first presidential move would be in the comments section below!
Vic: 3 words: White House Kegger
Laura M: Puppies for everyone! It would be just like this…
Drew: First thing I’d do with my presidential powers? It wouldn’t even be an executive order or new action. I’d just go straight to the president’s private movie theater and order advanced screeners of pretty much every movie coming out in the next 4 months.
Erin R: Assemble a team of experts and get some real answers to all of the important conspiracy theories. Area 51? JFK? Freemasons? And then to relax, proceed to throw a pool party at the White House private swimming pool for all of my friends (and most generous campaign donors).
Coit: I like where you’re headed there, Drew. If I had POTUS powers the first thing done would be a White House naked lap ending in the Oval Office. If you want to be part of my staff, you better get strippin and join in.
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I meant “work week” – a four-day, thirty-six hour work week.
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