True Blood will end at seven seasons

I’m going to be honest with you bro- I jumped off TB when Sookie was suddenly a [SPOILER KIND OF] fairy.  I was pretty into the show but when she went into that dream land and that lady was all “Hey you’re one of us. Look at this cool pond we have here,” I just said aloud, “NOPE” and broke up with the show forever.

But I’m told this show went on for several more season and now everybody is something and I just can’t handle that shit.  But I’m happy for all the TBers or whatever fans are called as the ample warning will give the writers time to wrap everything up in a neat little bow.  Just like they did on Lost.

Speaking of my totally voluntary pop culture blind spots…

The leads in 50 Shades of Grey have been cast.  I know, I know- I’m having trouble getting over my own apathy for everything Grey to even write this but I’ve actually kind of found this whole casting announcement hullabaloo pretty funny.   First, our two leads are Charlie Hunnam and Don Johnson’s daughter.  Now, we all know I love me some Sons of Anarchy, but the suggestion that was written by a real entertainment writer in a real entertainment publication that Hunnam’s male fans from SOA would follow him to 50 Shades of Grey is just…no. But they are trying to justify Hunnam’s casting.  And do you know why this real entertainment writer in a real entertainment publication is trying to justify Hunnam and Johnson’s casting? Because the fans are petitioning to have the movie recast.  In a change.org petition, which has already gotten over 20,000 signatures, they demand the following: