Happy 2014 guys! Cold enough for you? Maybe some of these InterNEAT treats will help warm you up.

5. And the award for the first celebratory meltdown in 2014 goes to… Michael Bay! It makes sense. The man has made a career on things blowing up.

4. Speaking of colossal disasters, have you heard of Nickelbacking? It’s a technique created by the Pickup Artist himself, Mystery, to pick up ladies. Maybe Juan Pablo is a catch after all.

And then imagine this to the tune of “Rock Star.”

Click here to find out more about Nickelbacking.

3. Actually, crashing seems to be a theme so far in 2014…

2. Those unlucky Coloradans probably wish they were in Australia right about now, sipping on a bottle of Carlton Dry.

1. However, the hottest thing in these cold, cold days: SPORTS. Whether it’s football…

Or fútbol…

Something cold…

Or something hot…

(Yea. It’s time to set up your ‘Bachelor Fantasy League.’)

There’s something for everyone.

See you in a .gif, Alex