Happy Tuesday, errbody! Can you believe we’ve been doing this for 25 weeks? That’s longer than the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries marriage. Granted, I try and live my life on standards not set by Kim Kardashian. Let’s just jump into the InterNEAT, shall we?

5. Albert Einstein once said, “You can’t blame gravity for falling in love,” but maybe you can blame it for the fall itself. #PigSooie

4. With the Winter Olympics showcasing the world’s most electrifying athletes, it would be remiss to forget the world’s fastest man.

3. Speaking of athletics, please take this listing as my consent for EA to make this game happen. I’ll basically just hand over a blank check to Andrew Wilson.

2. While we’re at it, I’d also like to have the genius behind the UAF Hockey Open for the Alaska Nanooks make the opening videos… for everything.

1. Nanooks aside, the hottest guy in the hockey world (and arguably America) right now is T.J. Oshie. Great hands. Great smile. Great guy.

Seriously, I have never been more entranced in a hockey game before. Oshie headlined one of the greatest American sporting moments of all-time.

Click here to see the shootout in its entirety.

If you need any more convincing about jumping on the American hockey bandwagon, may I present you with my final argument?

See you in a .gif, Alex