Happy 2015, guys! New year, new me. AMIRITE?! Hell, new year, new InterNEAT! Well, not necessarily in theory, but in new findings, absolutely!

5. Never challenge Gaston to a pushups competition. Can’t you see he has biceps to spare?

Further proof that Gaston is kind of a dick, and if you’re dealing with a dick, you better get yourself some Ted Williams condoms!

“Ted Williams Brand Condoms: There are no holes in his swing, just like these rubbers.”

4. Gaston ain’t got sh*t on Shawn Oakman!

iTunes: Do you accept the terms and conditions? Shawn Oakman: No. iTunes: Okay. pic.twitter.com/0IA3oHz3Op

— Logan T. Patterson (@HellaFrosty) January 2, 2015

Liam Nesson: Idk who you are but I will find you and kill you Shawn: This is Shawn Oakman Liam Neesin: Keep her pic.twitter.com/3twf03Gk0V” — Tyreek Smith (@smith_tyreek) January 2, 2015

Chipotle: Guac is extra Shawn Oakman: It’s not extra Chipotle: nvm you right pic.twitter.com/51ASFKexSv

— Ridiculousness (@WeLoveRobDyrdek) January 2, 2015

Helen Keller: :..:::.:.: Shawn Oakman: Speak Helen Keller: Yes sir pic.twitter.com/fRJDiVbr7I — WORLD STAR FANS (@WorldStarFunny) January 2, 2015

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3. And what’s just scary as Shawn Oakman? The guy who whose passion is equal parts guns AND musical theater.

And for those wanting a bonus musical cover…

2. Next, the Year of Pratt may be over, but G.D. if the momentum isn’t still going!

1. Finally, to the man who was always cooler than the other side of the pillow, thank you Stuart Scott. RIP.

See you in a .gif, Alex