Happy Friday, my fellow pop geeks!
You may notice that something here reeks
This pop culture recap’s in rhyme —
And not for the first time —
And it’s Drew’s 4th recap in as many weeks

 

But this pop culture recap won’t miss a beat
I have every celeb story and tweet
Limericks are gimmicks, but listen,
I don’t ask approval from Tristan,
Admit it, pulling it off would be a feat

Tracy Morgan’s lawsuit has reached a conclusion
Terms are undisclosed, so pardon any confusion,
But now justice has been served,
Tracy says he got what he deserved,
Considering he suffered much more than a contusion

Now it’s time for an insufferable flick
Vinny Chase’s gang is all back to their schtick
Turtle’s now off of cable
In theaters soon, if you’re able
Every cast member here’s just a dick

A jury won’t convict or acquit,
So it’s time for TLC to cancel this shit,
Just throw up your hands and say “Oh bugger,
It’s time to cancel the Duggars!”
Even Hulu now finds them unfit.

Now to Star Wars, and no it’s no joke,
Here’s a SPOILER WARNING of mirrors and smoke,
Andy Serkis’s role
To which he’ll be bringing much soul,
Is a motion caption character named Snoke

A sequel just added a popular spouse,
Fans of Jesse won’t need to grouse,
Lori Loughlin’s signed a deal,
Netflix announced it for real
Aunt Becky’s gonna be on “Fuller House”

AN URGENT UPDATE, A BREAKING NEWS BANNER
Just today news came in a similar manner
No Michelle, which is sad
But DJ and Steph have a dad
Bob Saget’s returning as Danny Tanner

https://twitter.com/JohnStamos/status/604141442101977088

A new trailer dropped this week, if you’re curious,
Calling it a reboot would be kind of spurious
They’re remaking “Point Break?!?!”
They’re skydiving, for *#&%$ sake!
They already did this! It’s called “The Fast & The Furious”