Welcome to the InterNEAT! Volume 119

Alex Cadice
On December 31, 2015

What’s good, everybody? Happy New Year! Start your year off right, full of heart, wonder, promise… and by reading this so you have a respite from keeping those pesky New Year’s resolutions.

I hope you had a merry Christmas. Be sure to keep that Ex-Mas spirit burning bright!

#ExMasMiracle

How about this for a segue? Busta Rhymes!

You never know when you’re going to hit gold like that; just another reason to invest in a GoPro.

From golden videos to Golden Guns…

Another week, another Star Wars feature. Get ready for Adam Driver’s SNL debut with some Kylo Ren parodies.
(I guess it’s a somewhat spoiler if you haven’t seen The Force Awakens yet.)

Kylo in everyday situations…

Emo Kylo…

@hottopic i will replace the display case i damaged with my lightsaber please allow me back in the store

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

you can’t truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

mom please don’t even pretend you know what I’m going through right now also we are out of conditioner

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*calligraphies DARTH VADER on the cover of all his notebooks in black magic marker* — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

there is no way that han shot first han is a coward

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

Work, work, work Kylo…