Kristen Grace
Kristen keeps trying to write a novel, but has too many scenes set in bars. She claims it’s not a drinking problem her characters have, but an enthusiasm for great taste and bad choices. Kristen, on the other hand, is significantly more functional, having taken up running as a way to convince people she has her life together. No really, she totally does. She frequently cheats on beer with wine, but believes it’s okay because it’s an “open relationship”.