5) This kid may belong with the aforementioned, but you know what? He committed!

4) Actions speak louder than words, but putting your words into action is pretty awesome.

              Click here to read more about comedian Eugene Mirman’s parking ticket.  

3) I don’t care if it’s fake, wrestling is badass. Whether you’re getting inside the head of a guy twice your size or RKO’ing a girl into a lake—wait, what? Maybe I need to reconsider wrestling.

2) There’s a short list of people who can make even more bacon badass:

Ron Swanson, Vanilla Ice and Rihanna/Miss Piggy.

1) Just because you’re badass doesn’t mean you can’t be bae. Blah Blah, Captain. HAYLEY ATWELL 4EVA!

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The war continues. Bad Blood video as promised for our #NerdHQ panel. @realhayleyatwell @clarkgregg

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See you in a .gif, Alex