Coit Stevenson
Coit is a sports fanatic. His thirst for sports knowledge comes second only to his thirst for beer. Pop-warner to the NFL, AYSO to the MLS, frozen Canadian ponds to the NHL, Rucker Park to the NBA, no statistic is ever lost on him, even the pointless/convoluted ones presented by ESPN and the like daily. When not exponentially expanding his sport factoid knowledge (while simultaneously decreasing all other “important” knowledge) he enjoys anything that requires cleats, counting how many pairs of Chaco’s are at hippy jam band festivals, and taking pictures of fedoras (only 1 per crew, please!).
