My buddy Santa hooked me up with a look at some of the letters he received from celebrities this year. Let’s see what was on their celebrity Christmas wish lists this year!

 

Katie Holmes-

“Something to remove an ankle monitor/the watchful eye of Lord Xenu.”

 

Mitt Romney-

“Sesame Street on DVD. And a new shelf for my binders of women.”

 

Taylor Kitsch-

“Every single copy of John Carter. And Battleship. And Savages. And a new agent.”

 

Kristen Stewart-

“A book that teaches me how to smile.”

 

Prince Harry-

“A pool cue, and better security.”

 

Clint Eastwood-

“A chair to yell at.”

 

Snooki-

“Baby steroids, baby bronzer, and sippy-cup shot glasses.”

 

Amanda Bynes-

“A gift certificate for a limo service.”

 

Lindsay Lohan-

“A gift certificate for a limo service. Or just lots of blow.”

 

McKayla Maroney-

“I dunno, Santa. Good luck impressing me.”

 

Kate Middleton-

“Silk diapers and a baby-sized crown.”

 

Donald Trump-

“A copy of Barack Obama’s junior high report card.”

 

Psy-

“Another f***ing dance to do. Please, anything. I’ll do the macarena. Just anything else.”

 

Honey Boo Boo-

“Chicken nuggets dipped in chocolate.”

 

Jim Lehrer-

“My dignity, wherever Mitt and Barack left it.”

 

Jason Russell-

“Justice for Jospeh Kony. And a bit of privacy while I go for a walk naked.”

 

Bobby Brown-

“Whitney’s stash.”

 

Tim Tebow-

“A NY Jets seat cushion.”