Festival Recap | Rocky Mountain Cigar Festival 2014
The theme for the day: Smoke Em If You Got Em! Or better yet, Drink Em If You Got Em! And so it goes, that’s just what Christopher Day and I did! The phrase “Smoke ’em if You Got ’em” or “Smoke if You Got ’em” is slang for “do what you want, if you have the means”. The phrasing was popular in the military during World War II, meaning to take a break. Officers would say “Smoke ’em if you got ’em”, allowing the soldiers to take a break and smoke their cigarettes. Where we were going, we didn’t need an approval to break from anyone. Turn Down for What! We were about to step inside the Rocky Mountain Cigar Festival. Fine cigars from manufacturers such as Drew Estates, Nat Sherman and Rocky Patel, microbrews from Crazy Mountain and Boulder Beer, local spirits from Peach Street and Feisty, hot cars, live music, & all the finer things in life. We also learned a ridiculous amount about cigar and beer pairing and what works and what does not.
Since we were there early with our media credentials, Christopher Day and I got right to “work” on talking beer with the cigar aficionados and imbibers the same. We wanted to have one or two takeaways from the event but really it just came back to what qualities make a beer or cigar worth pairing to its counterpart of a beer or a cigar? What can you pair with your cigar or beer that will compliment or contrast your beer or cigar, respectively? Here is what we were able to find out.
Cigar and Beer Pairing Q & A
Our first stop at the Rocky Mountain Cigar Festival was with our friends at Echo Brewing Co. from Frederick, CO. We asked what Echo had brought for us to sip on and what kind of cigar we should try to match with each beer? “Nocturnal should pair well with smoky and spicy cigars,” stated Josh from Echo. ”Our Balefire Red should pair with lighter and smoother cigars.” Josh continued to setup his jockey box for the event and we were not about to be the ones slowing him down from providing those delicious suds to all of those thirsty smokeheads (is that a term? – Yeah, I just made that a term). Kassidy from Boulder Beer (and one of our old homies from BrüFrou), reported at our next stop: “The smooth sweetness of our Shake Chocolate Porter should compliment most cigars. Hoppy beers like Hoopla also pair well with cigars to cut through all of those oils.” 




So, at the end of the day, what made the Rocky Mountain Cigar Festival unique?
Holy Cigars! This is a celeb’s fest of Cigar Tycoons. These are the people in the industry calling the shots. Johnathan Drew is handing out festival t-shirts, Edgar Hoill is selling his photography while smoking the OSOK, Rocky Patel is signing posters. This festival brings out all of the purveyors of hundreds of millions of cigars being produced each year. All in one spot. Smoking with the novices (cough, Christopher Day and I, cough) and the aficionados alike.
Biggest discoveries at the Rocky Mountain Cigar Festival:
We feel that our original takeaway may have been a bit daunting of a question and really goes back to personal preference much like asking someone what their favorite beer or favorite beer style is. But the elements, the elements that provide cigar flavor and aroma we can nail down now. And since we know about beer a bit (cough, a lot, cough). We really want to work on finding what pairs well with cigars in the craft beer world. So stay tuned on our developments with the grey cloud.
1.) Fashion
Pigtails hats. Can you buy these? I don’t know. But this dude made one? Or bought one? Or grew one? We should have asked but it’s like asking Guy Fieri if his hair and visor combo is real, we just couldn’t bring ourselves to asking the poor chap.



He wasn’t the only fashionista, there was also a lifestyle booth selling smoking jackets. For humans AND their k-9 companions. 
2.) Camaraderie and Diversity of the Cigar Scene
We were really surprised and exalted by the wide range of demographics represented at the festival. We were afraid we were going to be downtrodden by many a highfalutin, portly man-child but there was a great variety of smokeheads and imbibers present. Just like the craft beer scene, it is always great to see the grey cloud scene be so welcoming to so many walks of life.
Favorite beer(s) and sips of the Rocky Mountain Cigar Festival:


Any other interesting tidbits:
We were surprised to find some Colorado cigar producers making a splash in the scene. It’s always good to support your locals. Also, for the amount of skrilla you drop on this festival, you get a lot of stuff. All attendees purchasing a cigar ticket were provided with an official festival bag containing over 50 premium cigars, cutter, lighter and butane, festival glass, t-shirt, drink tickets and coupons for vendors at the show. Unlike beer festivals, cigar producers can sell their wares at their booth and you can find some ‘smoking’ good deals on cigars, tobaccos, humidors, etc. right on site at the festival. 












It was my first time going to this festival and my father and I had a blast. We both have enjoyed cigars for awhile but are learning what we like and don’t. This festival allows us to try all kinds of different brands and such. My only issue was it would have been nice to have a handicap area to sit down, if there was one I didn’t see it. None the less, we had an absolute blast and can’t wait to go next year. Thanks to all who put this event on!!
I was not sure if there was a place to sit down other than some seating that was already provided by the resort. That’s a great point and an excellent point to reiterate in future events. We will make sure to echo that sentiment when it comes around next year! That said, it was a great event and the folks at RMCF definitely deserve some serious kudos! Keep smokin’ and read along with us, Frankie! Cheers!
Hey! I recognize that orange ashtray!
Great write up man.
#yeahbud.
Thanks for the kind words. Cheers!
Best cigar fest I’ve been to. No one was ruining around like an idiot trying to grab freebies. Everyone had more time to talk to vendors, buy cigars, talk about products. Well done!
I agree wholeheartedly. Such a well-planned event and such a sound crowd of nice folks. We also enjoyed being able to stop and talk shop with everyone as well. Cheers!
Pigtails are real. Holes cut in hat to accommodate the magnificence!
Oh man! That’s great. We were wondering if they were real or not. So glad those are real. They are most epic! Cheers!